I found this really weird song by Brad Paisley called "Online", It is about a man who is not so attractive and succesful in reality but creates a myspace account changing his identity online! This is a case of online deception in a song! The lyrics are below :
I work down at the Pizza PitAnd I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanaticA mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole ‘nother me
That you need to seeGo checkout MySpace'Cause online I'm out in HollywoodI'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a MaseratiI'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wineIt turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious'Cause even on a slow dayI could have a three way Chat with two women at one time I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When you got my kind of stats
It’s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login Online I’m out in HollywoodI’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler onlineI’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online Yeah, I’ll see ya online
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)

0 comments:
Post a Comment